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Content Warning: Dungeons & Demons is created for adult listeners only. Themes include gratuitous violence, profanity, and uncalled-for musings on human copulation.

Facebook: @DnDemons
Twitter: @DnDemonsPodcast
Instagram: @DnDemons.Podcast

Cast:
Óli as the Dungeon Master.
Bjarki as Slamthor Skullgurgler.
Nick as Todd Chudwell.
Ingó as Broth Brown.
Ragnar as Roblin de Goblin.

Original artwork by Júlíus Valdimarsson

Original music composed by brikcs.
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Chapter 12 - Schmarta’s Magical Funtime Land for Adventurers

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